-你有钱吗 -我从来都没钱 - You got any money? - I never have any money.
我们怎么快速挣钱呢 How do we make money immediately?
马上办个犹太成人礼就行了 What we need is a bat mitzvah!
办成人礼有什么特殊要求吗 Are there any special requirements?
有啊 我觉得主角必须得是你 Yeah, and I'm thinking it's gonna need to be you.
出去啊 Get out!
你们已经在窗边坐了一整天了 You guys have been sitting in that window all day.
你们知道窗子有什么优点吗 You know what's great about a window?
窗外有个世界 出去吧 There's a world outside. Go there.
那世界看上去好假 It looks fakey.
滚出我的家 Get out of my house.
我为什么没办过犹太成人礼 Why don't I get a bat mitzvah?
你的希伯来名叫什么 What's your Hebrew name?
莱丽·麦修斯 Riley Matthews.
答案就在于此 There you go.
为什么你想办成人礼 What do you want a bat mitzvah for?
一个年轻女人的一生中总有一个 There comes a time in a young woman's life
想要坐在屋子里拆红包的时刻 when she just wants to sit in a room and open envelopes.
莱丽 你知道 Riley, do you even know
这场神圣的人生仪式有什么意义吗 what this holy rite of passage is about?
知道 这场神圣的人生仪式的 Yes. This holy rite of passage
意义就是开红包的12小时前 is about 12 hours before you open the envelopes.
你要钱做什么 What do you need money for?
-买东西 -说详细点 - Buy stuff. - Specifically.
给我自己买东西 Buy stuff for me-e-e.
钱是通过工作挣来的 Money needs to be worked for.
当你除了身上的衣服一无所有时 It's pretty hard to come up with a scheme
是很难想出什么好计策的 对吧 when all you've got is the clothes on your back, isn't it?
我们想卖了所有的衣服 拜托了 We'd like to sell all of our clothes, please!
你们来对地方了 Well, you have certainly come to the right place.
不管她出什么价 我们都涨三倍 Okay, whatever she says, we're gonna triple it.
我们涨三倍 她还价到两倍 We go triple, she hits us back with double,
我们拿了钱就跑 好吗 we take it and run, all right?
现在一切由我负责 I'm in charge here,
就像在糖果店我让你负责一切一样 对吗 just like I let you be in charge at the candy store, right?
对 拿三倍软糖 两倍果冻 Right. Triple the gummies, double the jellies
然后按他们的开价付钱 因为那是糖果 and pay whatever they say, because it's candy.
-我一个人说话就行了 -那最好了 - Only I talk. - I'm sure that's best.
甜心 我很遗憾你居然买了这样的衣服 Oh, honey, I feel so bad you bought that in the first place.
这是什么鬼颜色啊 看看 I mean, it's not even a color. Look.
我可以给你10块钱 I could give you 10 bucks for it,
因为我们可能会卖15块 'cause maybe we'll sell it for 15.
但是我给你12块怎么样 But how about I'll give you 12?
因为下一个进店的姑娘可能刚好 'cause, say, the next girl who walks through the door
要参加丑裙派对呢 我是个乐观主义者 is going to an ugly dress party, right? An optimist is what I am.
你给我那条裙子 我马上付你12块钱 So you give me that, I give you 12 bucks right now.
你给我那条裙子 You give me that.
不用谢 You're welcome.
轮到你们了 Your turn.
翻三倍 还两倍 跑 Triple, double, run.
是的 长官 Yes, ma'am.
-你好 -你好 - 'sup? - 'sup?
38块 Give you 38 bucks,
-所有这些衣服 -我们要价三倍 - the whole thing right now. - We'll take triple.
你会涨到76块 Now you go up to 76,
因为那是两倍 我们会接受 because that's double, and we'll take it.
-38块 -不行 - 38. - No.
-38块 -她不按套路走 - 38. - She's not doing this right.
-24块 -不如我们两个来谈吧 - 24. - What say we keep this between you and me?
-怎么说 -你出价38块 - What say. - You offered 38.
它们实际值两倍 你知 我知 It's worth double. You know it, I know it.
-那你知吗 -我只负责糖果 - You know it? - I do candy.
-我以前也有个她这样的朋友 -后来呢 - I had a friend like her once. - What happened?
有天她像只气球一样飘走了 One day she floated away like a balloon.
我抓得很牢 I hold on tight.
42块怎么样 Will you go 42 bucks?
不如你买了这条裙子吧 Will you buy this dress here?
那是什么鬼颜色啊 Is that even a color?
这是美梦之色 This is the color of dreams,
独角兽们跳着云中芭蕾 unicorns ballet-dancing on a cloud.
这是拥抱之色 This is the color of a hug,
就好像那个拥抱 是全世界的人一起给的一样 if that hug was given by everybody in the world at once,
狗狗 Puppies.
天使们称之为 The angels call this color
幻想之色 Imaginatia.
拜托请让我说话吧 Can I please talk now?
你有什么话不会损害我们的利益吗 Do you have something to say that won't hurt us?
我必须得买那条裙子 I must have that dress.
至少你没什么更糟的话可说了 Well, at least there's nothing worse you could possibly say.
你接受这张上限500块的信用卡吗 Do you take this credit card my mom gave me for emergencies
是我妈妈给我应急用的 with a $500 limit on it?
因为我要为新春舞会买条裙子 Because I need a dress for the spring formal,
我想要那一条 只要那一条 and I want that one. No other one but that one.
那条希望之裙要多少钱呢 So how much for this dress of hope?
莱丽 她是大开口的狮子 Riley, she's a shark.
她知道你想要那条裙子 She knows you want the dress.
我们可能再也买不起其他衣服了 We're not gonna be able to afford any other clothes.
我既震惊又气恼 Well, I am shocked and offended
你居然如此看轻我 that you think so little of me.
不好 Oh no.
莱丽 如果你立刻答应的话 Riley, I will let you have this dress
我就50块卖给你这条裙子 for $50, if you say yes right this second.
-好 -100块 - Y-- - A hundred.
200块 200.
-数字一直在涨 -240块 - I think the numbers are going up. - 240.
我觉得价格一直在涨因为它一直在涨 I think that they are going up because they keep on going up,
-因为我没答应 越涨越高 -二百 - Because I'm not saying yes, and they're going up and up. - 99--
-九十 -越涨越高 这是什么情况啊 - nine-- - and up and-- what is happening?
-300块 -成交 - 300. - Deal.
300块 因为它还会再涨 是吧 300, because it was going to be more, wasn't it?
是啊 的确可能再涨的 是啊 Yeah, could have been. Yeah.
你有没有能和幻想之裙搭配的鞋子 Do you have any shoes that go with Imaginatia?
她就是个专门送财的财神爷 对吧 Oh, she is just the gift that just keeps on giving, isn't she?
鞋子多少钱 我答应 How much for the shoes? Yes!
我们把衣服全卖了 We sold all of our clothes.
绝不能告诉我爸妈 My parents can never know about this.
你们是疯了吗 Are you out of your minds?
好吧 Okay.
这是我们闯的祸 我们自己会解决 We got ourselves into this. We'll get ourselves out.
是啊 那倒是一种解决方法 Yeah, that's a way to go--
不仅愚蠢而且固执 stubborn in the face of stupid.
那是我唯一知道的路子 It's the only road I know.
其实还有别的路子 There's another road.
没有别的路子了 明白吗 There is no other road. See?
真的有别的路子 就在"年轻易受骗路" There's another road. It lies at the corner of
和"寻求帮助路"的拐角处 "Young and vulnerable" And "Ask for help."
我不住在那里 I don't live there.
你住在那里 You live there.
你能想个办法解决问题吗 Can you come up with something to get us out of this?
爸爸 帮帮我们吧 我们需要你 Daddy, please help us. We need you.
我们犯了个错误 We made a mistake.
好吧 这招很有用 每次都对我有用 Yeah, this is working. This will work every time with me.
太好了 我永远说不出这么绝望的话 It's great. I could never say something so desperate.
难道你宁愿面对我妈妈塔佩佳吗 You'd rather face my mother Topanga?
爸爸 帮帮我们吧 Daddy, please help us.
我们需要你 我们犯了个错误 We need you. We made a mistake.
好了 好了 听着 Okay, okay, all right. Listen,
很明显你们被人占便宜了 clearly you both were taken advantage of.
现在看看科利·麦修斯是怎么对付 Now we're gonna see how Cory Matthews responds
那些占我家宝贝便宜的恶人的吧 when the people he cares about are taken advantage of.
你们以后还会这么做吗 Are you ever gonna do this again?
-不会 -会 - No. - Yes.
好吧 我们还是出发吧 Okay, let's go anyway.
姑娘们 现在谁说了算 All right, girls, now who's talking?
-你 -谁不该开口 - You are. - Who's not talking?
非常好 现在看着 Well done. Now let's watch what happens
我这个在街区混得很开的人 when someone who knows his way around the block
是怎么拯救你们两位落难公主的 come ridin' to the rescue of you two damsels in distress.
好了 谁是那个 All right, who is the big, bad salesgirl
占我家宝贝们便宜的大灰狼售货员 who took advantage of my little damsels?
我不知道 谁是那个时髦帅气 I don't know. Who is the hip, handsome young guy
看上去太年轻不像她们父亲的小伙子 who seems way too cool to be their dad?
什么 What?
抱歉 我只是想说 I'm sorry. I just mean,
你怎么没打扮成欧洲复古风 how are you possibly not made up in Euro retro
毕竟你有汀布莱克的口音 身材也很像 with accents of Timberlake, since you have matching bodies?
我也不知道 我就是汀布莱克 I don't know. I am Timberlake!
你知道有多少次 我经过他的广告牌 You know how many times I've driven past his billboard
心里想着 那就是我啊 and thought, "It's me!"
但除了你从没有人说出来 But no one's ever said it out loud before but you.
那我现在说出来了呢 And now that I've said it?
感觉很棒 It feels right.
快点 快给我打扮打扮 Come on, let's dress me up.
过去一小时发生了很多糟糕的事情 Okay, a lot of bad stuff went down in the last hour.
你们到底是有什么毛病啊 What is wrong with you people?
唯一的好结果是 The only good thing that came out of this
我有了"性感后背" is that I'm bringing Sexy Back.
贾斯丁·汀布莱克的代表作
-老妈会知道的 -她不会知道的 - Mom's gonna know. - She'll never know.
我只有跟肖恩在一起时才会穿这衣服 I'm only wearing this with Shawn.
你们都... Are you out of your...
疯了吗 minds?
疯了吗 Minds?
你 You.
好吧 Yeah, okay.
听着 我现在给你们个机会 Okay, I am going to give you one opportunity
告诉我你们两个是怎么花掉 to tell me how it is possible that you spent,
多少 80 what, 80?
还是90美元的 90 dollars between the two of you?
情况非常不妙 Okay, this is gonna be really bad.
那条裙子多少钱 How much was that dress?
50 100 299 50, 100, 299,
9.1 9.2 9.3 Nine, up, nine, up, nine, up,
300美元 300.
莱丽 那张信用卡是给你应急用的 Riley, the credit card was for emergencies.
我很明确地说过了 I made that very clear.
买裙子什么时候成紧急情况了 When is buying a dress ever an emergency?
当 When...
你...卖掉了 you... have sold
所有衣服的时候 the rest of your clothes.
-玛雅 -我被打败了行吗 - Maya. - I got beat, okay?
"大摧毁商店"那姑娘比我厉害 Demolition girl's better than me, okay?
她简直是行家 我们都知道莱丽是个笨蛋 I mean, she's a pro. We all know Riley's a chump.
-喂 -有个宇航员在骑马 - Hey! - There's an astronaut riding a horse.
但那个售货员是我见过最厉害的骗子 But this salesgirl's the greatest scam artist I've ever seen.
科利 Cory?
我还是不相信这套衣服不适合我 I'm still not convinced this outfit isn't working for me.
我来帮你搞清楚 Let me assure you.
那我就白白花了1200美元 Well, then there's $1200 I'm never getting back.
如果我是你 我就趁现在 If I'm you, I leave right now
身上还穿着衣服 立马离开这里 while I still have the clothes on my back.
你阻碍交易 我可以报警逮捕你 You just inhibited trade. I could have you arrested.
快去啊 我是塔佩佳·麦修斯 Please try. Topanga Matthews.
我是艾略特·布朗·蒙哥马利律所的合伙人 I'm a partner at Elliot, Brown and Montgomery.
-这可能会有点意思 -一定会的 - This could be fun. - Oh, it will be.
-你叫什么名字 -奥布莉·麦卡沃伊 - What's your name? - Aubrey Macavoy.
奥布莉 根据市政法规《消保条例》第64条 Well, Aubrey, according to municipal statute CP 64--
《消保条例》指的是《消费者保护条例》 "CP" standing for "Consumer Protection,"
消费者有权在七天内退货 并获得全额退款 one has seven days for merchandise return and full refund.
这部法规适用于所有人 This statute covers everybody,
包括我那天真轻信的女儿 including my innocent, trusting daughter
还有我那笨蛋老公 and my husband the dope.
他很帅 He's cute.
谢谢 Thanks.
你花了多长时间把他塞进那件T恤里 How long did it take you to stuff him into that T-shirt?
我再也不想遭那个罪了 I'm never doing that again.
你看 法律的目的就是 See, the thing about the law is,
保护天真无邪的人免受 it protects the naive and simple from criminals
躲在销售柜台后的罪犯的伤害 who hide behind a sales counter.
好吧 你只是很生气 All right, you're just upset
我占了你女儿的便宜 about my taking advantage of your daughter.
不是 我还在说我老公 No, I'm still talking about my husband.
我女儿的事情 我要亲自追究到底 For my daughter, I'm coming after you personally.
稍微向右转头 Turn your head slightly to the right.
你这招对我没用 It's not gonna work on me.
我只是想让你看看那个标牌 I just want you to see the sign.
二手货不接受退款或退换货
那都是二手货哦 It's all used merchandise.
标牌太小了 很容易被无视 法官大人 The sign's too small and can be easily missed, your honor.
请最大限度地惩处这位违法者 Please prosecute the offender to the full extent of the law.
稍等 法官大人 请把头稍微向左转 Hold up, your honor. Turn your head slightly to the left.
请仔细注意柜台上的标牌
谁会看到呢 Will you look at that?
我最喜欢的市政法令是第424条 See, my favorite municipal code is 424--
根据法律 任何人不得阻止 No one shall prevent a store merchant
商人积极促成商业贸易 from the active pursuit of commerce according to law,
我费心费力 确保我的行为都是合法的 which I make sure I stay just under the radar of.
跟你玩得很开心 Nice playing with ya.
其实 你可以成为一个相当厉害的律师 You know, you'd make a pretty good lawyer
要不是这么个小罪犯的话 if you weren't such a little criminal.
你是如何忍受自己的恶行的 How do you live with yourself?
就像这样啊 Like this.
总有一天这家店会是我的 等变成我的之后 I'm gonna own this store one day. And when I do,
我会雇用像你女儿的朋友那样的人成为下一个我 I'm gonna hire someone just like your daughter's friend to be the next me.
我觉得她很有潜力 你不觉得吗 I think she's got potential, don't you?
玛雅吗 不可能 玛雅永远不会变成你 Maya? No, Maya will never be like you.
-真的吗 -不可能 - Think so? - No.
有我女儿这个好榜样 她不可能的 She's got my daughter as a good influence.
我要跟你经理谈谈 I want to speak to your manager.
其实 可以更好呢 You know what? I can do better than that.
我把店主都叫出来怎么样 How about I bring the owners out here?
罗恩 希拉里 Ron! Hillary!
你是怎么回事 What happened to you?
你成长过程中就没有任何好榜样吗 Didn't you have any good influences growing up?
有啊 这两位就是啊 Yeah, I had these two right here.
罗恩 希拉里 这位美丽的女律师要投诉我 Ron, Hillary, the nice lawyer lady has a complaint about
占了她老公和女儿的便宜 how I took advantage of her husband and daughter.
-多大的便宜 -1700美元 - How much advantage? - $1700.
不错啊 Nice.
不 我觉得你们没搞清楚 No, I don't think you understand.
我来说说我的理解 你女儿来店里 Let me see if I do. Your daughter comes in,
眼睛瞪得又大又圆 想挣快钱 eyes the size of saucers, looking for quick, easy money.
我们廉价买了她的衣服 We buy her clothes for cheap,
又把不廉价的衣服卖给他 we sell her our clothes for not cheap,
那让我们的衣服 which keeps our clothes cool
在这代人的眼里都显得很酷 in all the saucer eyes of the current generation.
这俩人简直太坏了 These people are terrible.
你父母知道你在这种地方工作吗 Do your parents know you work in a place like this?
老妈 老爸 Mom, dad,
我在这种地方工作 I work in a place like this.
-我们输了 -她把我们打败了 - We've lost. - She beat us.
-我们被虐惨了 -我不太喜欢这样 - We got crushed. - I don't like it very much.
我让你失望了吗 Have I let you down?
没有 亲爱的 No, peaches.
你怎么可能会让我失望呢 How could you ever let me down?
我算是什么坏榜样呢 What kind of a bad influence am I on you
我竟然让另一个坏榜样 if I let another bad influence be
成了你眼里更厉害的坏榜样 a better bad influence than me in your eyes?
我不会碰到比你更坏的坏榜样了 I will never have a better worse influence than you.
谢谢 Thanks.
你永远是我最爱的笨蛋 You will always be my favorite chump.
谢谢 Thanks.
如果我不是笨蛋 Would I still be your favorite
我还会是你的最爱吗 even if I wasn't a chump?
无论你变成什么样子 永远是我的最爱 You will always be my favorite, no matter what you are.
很好 Okay, good.
因为我可能得暂停当笨蛋一段时间 Because I may have to not be a chump for a minute.
然后会继续当笨蛋吗 But then you will again?
-我知道你暗暗喜欢那样 -确实 - I know you secretly like it. - I do.
大摧毁商店 恕不退换 Demolition. All sales final.
你是那个声音像爵士歌手的 You the pretty little redhead
红毛小姑娘吗 with the jazz singer voice?
是啊 我是... Yeah, this is...
奥布莉 Aubrey.
你昨天从我女儿手中买走了一件颜色很独特的裙子 You bought a uniquely colorful dress yesterday from my daughter.
我相信 你一定给了她公正的价格 Paid a fair price, I'm sure.
一旦售出 恕不退换 All sales final.
那可真遗憾 Well, that's a shame,
因为那件裙子是个传家宝 because the dress is an heirloom.
在我家世代相传很多代了 我必须拿回来 Been in my family for generations. I must have it back.
我愿意付你2500美元 I would pay you... $2500 for it.
4000美元 就归你了 $4000, and it's yours.
你真是个聪明的女商贩啊 Aren't you a savvy little businesswoman?
我一点都不喜欢你 I don't like you at all.
是啊 我经常收到这种评价 Yeah, I get that a lot.
听着 我得先把那裙子拿回来 Look, I'll have to get the dress back here,
因为我送去干洗了 'cause it's at the cleaner's.
如果要我出4000美元 If I'm paying $4,000,
你必须在今天5点前把裙子拿回店里 you have it back at the store by 5:00 today.
会拿回来的 It'll be here.
我真的很期待见到你 Really look forward to meeting you.
彼此彼此吧 The feeling is mutual, I'm sure.
你是改变心意了吗 So you had a change of heart?
我能怎么说呢 你的话对我造成了震动 What can I say? You affected me.
如果你们不想要这件裙子了 If you don't want the dress,
正确的做法 就是取消收费 the right thing to do is to cancel the charge.
我们把裙子给你 你就把钱退回信用卡吗 So we'll give you the dress and you'll credit the card?
300美元的裙子 $300 for the dress.
-200美元的鞋 -等等 -and $200 for the shoes. -wait a minute.
我爸的装备 价值1200美元 And $1200 for my father's stuff.
不 只退裙子而已 No, we're just talking about the dress.
不 是你只想退裙子而已 No, you're just talking about the dress.
我还要求把我们卖掉的衣服拿回来 I'm talking about we also get our clothes back.
你是被什么影响了 Well, what's gotten into you?
你是被什么影响了 What has gotten into you?
我没看到那件T恤啊 I don't see the t-shirt here.
我脱不下来 它已经成为了我身体的一部分 I can't get it off. It's part of my body now.
你们还好吗 How are y'all doing?
已经5点了 我的裙子拿到手了吗 It's 5: 00. You got my dress?
嘿 你不是伊芙琳·兰德吗 Hey, aren't you Evelyn Rand?
没错 你拿到我的裙子了吗 Yeah, you got my dress?
你不是亿万富翁吗 Hey, aren't you, like, a billionaire?
是啊 差不多 我的裙子呢 Yeah, just like one. You got my dress?
不是她的裙子 Not her dress.
-依然是... -成交 -it's still-- -deal.
鞋子 你爸的东西 Shoes, your father's stuff,
以及这条裙子 And the dress.
你们的旧衣服也可以拿回去 Now you guys get all of your old stuff,
我们就两清了 And we are done with each other.
没错 你的裙子在我手上了 Yeah, I got your dress.
你准备好5000块了吗 You got my $5,000?
之前不是说好了4000吗 $4,000, wasn't it?
之前是的 那时候我不知道你是伊芙琳·兰德 It was before you were Evelyn Rand.
既然你是她 那就得5000美金了 Now you are. Now it's five.
你们说得对 她真的很惹人讨厌 Ooh, you're right. She's a real hoot.
等等 等等 你们认识她吗 Wait, wait, you know her?
这两个吗 是啊 These two? Oh, yeah.
她们是我的老朋友了 They're my old pals.
这是你安排的吗 You did this?
我打电话联系了某人 没错 I might have made a little phone call, yeah.
对一个笨蛋而言 真是个高明的计谋了 A pretty good scam for a chump.
我身边有一个最棒的坏榜样嘛 对不对 Well, I have the best possible bad influence, don't I?
你做得很棒 You did great.
这还没完呢 Oh, it ain't over yet.
我要跟店主谈谈 I'd like to speak to the owners, please.
-我觉得没那个... -店主请出来 -I don't see where that's-- -owners, please!
到底是怎么回事啊 What is going on out here?
一旦售出 恕不退换 All sales final.
你不是那个亿万富翁伊芙琳吗 Aren't you Evelyn billionaire?
你们这个店 多少钱肯出售 How much do you want for this whole place?